Relationship Status

I heard through the grapevine last week that my friend in Calgary, Paul (or Uncle Paulie, as we like to call him), has a girlfriend.

Not only does he have a girlfriend, he has had this said girlfriend for at least 2 months.

When was I going to hear this from the horse's mouth I wonder? Let's sit and wonder together.

I have had hundreds of conversations with him about how to meet people, dating in today's world, etc. Even after a colossal amount of discussions....I have to hear about this through third parties.

Shame on you Uncle Paulie.

I am very happy for you, but shame on you.

I want you to comment below and explain to my readers why you have become so secretive. Details please.