Fake Boobage, As Promised

Big Boob Nicknames:

Assets, Boobs, Hooters, Jugs, Knockers, Rack, Tits, Ba-Bearns
(got the last one from Laurelle)

Small Boob Nicknames:

Ant Bites, Fried Eggs, Ironing Board, Mole Hills, Mosquito Bites, 
Great American Flat-Lands 

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Now, what would you rather have, by looking at the above nicknames?
For some reason, big boobs are more acceptable in society than small
boobs. By small boobs, I mean B or smaller, and by big I mean C and larger.

Whenever a big boobed person hears of a small boobed person that is
thinking about getting a boob augmentation, they think they are crazy,
considering how brutal it can be to properly care for big ta-tas. Sore backs,
double bras when exercising, expensive bras, chafing,etc. What they don't
realize, is how crappy it can be to find shirts that flatter or disguise small
boobs, and how self-conscious they can get once the guy they are with
realizes that the "handful" was actually padding/cookies in their bra.

Cookies = soft boob inserts

I have a friend that would get embarrassed when she was in the cold,
because her nipples WOULDN'T show through her shirt. She said it was a
dead giveaway for people to know she had padding. I had never thought of that,
but it makes total sense. Most big boobed people, meanwhile, are making sure
that their nipples are pointing in the right direction in their bras.

For all of you mean reading this, it is true. Sorry to give you realistic
information about the ladies you have been with.

I also have 3 or 4 friends over the years that have had boob jobs. It was
amazing to see the difference in them after they had larger boobs. They stood
up straighter, and their confidence skyrocketed. The only negative thing they
dealt with, was having to cover up the fact that they had an enlargement.

Again, society looks down on that for some reason.

I am hard pressed to think of what kind of plastic surgery I would have,
if I could have anything I wanted. Most of what I would change could be changed
if I worked at it. However, if I had some physical trait that I was ashamed of,
or was the source of my dwindling self-esteem, I would definitely save up to
fix it. Why wouldn't I, after all?

Getting surgery is no worse than fake suntanning, laser hair removal, piercing,
tattooing, etc. People think they look better by doing these things, so they do it.
We are all victims of vanity - we just vary in degrees from one another.

Whatever makes you feel better about yourself is good news. I haven't once met
a woman that had a breast augmentation that regretted their decision. They love
their new body, and they should. If you don't love what you have, it shows.

So let go of those judgements when you see a nice set of hooters.......although
women pay a lot of money for them, what they contribute back to their owners
is something that you can't put a price tag on.