You know, every once in a while I think it would be nice to have a guy around. But I think my reasoning behind this is a tad messed up. Most women like a man to be around to be a companion, a father, someone that listens and dotes on them.....
It's at this time each year that my back gets dry and itchy. It would just be nice to be able to put cream on my back. I'm a simple girl. To walk over to him and say "can you lather me with lotion?"
And the problem would be solved.
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That, and lathering with lotion would probably lead to sexy business.
I'm with Mer - I think I'd just be happy with a non-itchy back. Sexy business could be postponed until such a time as my skin isn't shedding.
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