Psssstttttt

Ok so someone, and I won't mention any names.....[coughLaurellecough].... has been nagging me to update this. Apparently it's been 13 days or something since my last post.

I decided to discuss an issue that I see every single day living in my building. In the mornings I take the stairs down, since I don't want to have to deal with everyone's annoying habits, such as some able-bodied person taking the elevator from the second floor to the ground floor. Talk about fucking lazy. It's 10 stairs. Or, how some people don't even make eye contact with you when you get on, as though it would be the most difficult thing to smile or even say hello.

However.

The WORST thing is when someone stands by the control panel in the elevator and makes sure that they are pressing the "close doors" button before you even step over the gap of the doors to exit. Let's think about this, honestly. Say there are 3 people on the elevator and the two people ahead of you are getting off the elevator before you. The amount of time that you are saving my pressing that fucking button is...about.....2 seconds per passenger. Multiplied by 2. Woo hooo, they saved a WHOLE 4 seconds. Drives me so insane that if I see someone doing that before I get off, that I press the UP button on the wall upon my departure, so that there is a delay.

Is life realllllly that fast-paced that people need to do that?

Unless, of course, you are having a poo-attack. In that case (from what I hear) it's okay to do that. Because 4 seconds can mean the difference between washing your jeans or not. So I heard.